This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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