I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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