awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
where am i from again
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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