Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
