Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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