The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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