That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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