I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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