So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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