She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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