her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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