I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
