I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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