her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
