I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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