Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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