when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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