Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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