i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Why can't burritos get me drunk
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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