i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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