she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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