1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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