In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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