Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
