He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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