I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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