Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I've blown a few things in my day
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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