bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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