The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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