Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
we should paint friendship bongs
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