This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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