He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
