bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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