this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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