Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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