can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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