What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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