I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I lost the right to judge tonight
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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