yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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