accomplished twins. life is a go
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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