I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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