problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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