Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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