wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
