Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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