69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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