i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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