Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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