when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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