Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You just made me feel so damn special
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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