I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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