I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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