I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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