ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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