This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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