Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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